That while you ride your environmentally sound motor scooter around town the old folks and tree huggers in their modern semi-electric vehicles are chatting on their phone while sliding silently down the road. And, while you are minding your own business, these Prius-heads are so inured to the world around them - believing they are in a meadow or something - that they fail to hear you puttering along beside them. In fact, they are so against creating any noise pollution that they fail to even use their directional when they take over your lane, nearly crushing you to a pulp and causing you to worry that they might not even hear your cries for mercy as you become paste against the curb.
**Thankfully, the 130 decibel horn you had installed on your scooter jolted them back awake...BUT only after pressing it for five full continuous seconds.**
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Well, hey, the guy who hit my car in January wasn't a Prius-head; he was driving a Jeep, but maybe he thought he was in a meadow instead of barreling down the highway with his face and eyes averted - and didn't see the red light (or me) until it was too late.
I'm glad your horn worked.
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