Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Mighty Meteor

That when you least expect it, you'll have a mammoth or dinosaur moment and be obliterated by an asteroid or meteor. To counteract this I suggest building a bunker in the back yard with tunnels from your home or apartment.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Uncomfortable Recumbent

That when you're riding a regularly designed bicycle a rider on a recumbent bike will sneak up on your right side without announcing himself (or herself). While the rider is hiding in your blind spot - back and to the right - you'll drift to the right and suddenly tumble onto the rider and his freakish bike causing a limb-ripping and life-altering crash that will mangle you and your bike horribly.