Ink a dink a DON'T

Pens are exploding all over the world every moment. Therefore, you should never put a pen in the pocket of your pants or shirt - or any garment - unless that piece of clothing is water and ink proof. The real thing to worry about is if you get an itch inside your nose after you've got a hand covered with ink. Then you could be putting permanent ink right on your face. And that could close up pores that might cause pimples that could then get infected and turn into that flesh eating staph infection. Ultimately, you could lose your head over an exploding pen. Be careful.